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On the way back home, Hossein
By: Maziar Ghaderi told his dark tales of the many
ghosts that he has seen in his
life. Like the 3-year old hole
that our neighbor has left in her
backyard, and how she finally
decided to fill it in the other day.
In the rain, no less. Or the fact
that she would ask her dog
questions in the afternoons.

You see, for my father, the
Paranormal Parents would dare to understand is 1389 دی 24 هعمج - 1117 هرامش / هیجدهی لاس
strangeness that none of us

more than enough paranormal
& Seductive
activity that he would ever want
in his life.
Showerheads "The vorld is sick now, you see?

Ghosts, man of iron, Will Smith
son do Chinese kick. It too much!
Ve leave the Iran of bad guy and
come to Ka-na-da to be happy
free and you pay to vatch more
bad guy? You have problem!"

Well, ladies and gentlemen he
does have a point. Maybe us,
first-world kids are thirsting for
that thrill to drive some true grit
into are safe, soft lives. And
while not finding it around us, we
resort to a torrent file or a shiny
remote control. In short, life is
I watched Paranormal Activity home with her stud boyfriend, requests for a screening on the too boring. We crave that scare.
in my girlfriend's bedroom and Micah, in a Whale's Vagina, or 'Demand It' site, then they would The adrenaline rush, I suppose.
it made me think that there more commonly known as San show it in the corresponding The mystery of the unknown.
must not be a God, but a Devil Diego (for more etymological cities. The buzz caught on and in In touch with Iranian diversity
watching over us. Only a Devil history of southern Californian only 4 days, more than a million "You better vhen you don't know.
would allow for such media to cities, please watch Will Ferrel's demanded it. You vant the scare yes? You
enter into my eyes. Only a Devil Anchorman). sleep now, I come in room in
indeed. The director used his own home dark and show. In morning you
During the night when the young to film the movie on an alleged give me $10, ok toof guy?"
But of course there is no God, couple retires, the weirdness $15,000 budget and then turned
but that's not the point. The creeps through the darkness and around to earn $193,355,800 I nodded. I smiled.
point is that I showed this some ungodly shit goes down. in gross revenues, making it
mockumentary to my mother, one of the most profitable films And for the record, the only
Pari, and convinced her it was Me thought that this would give of all time based on return on reason I've been crashing at
real. Yes folks, I dids. So...do mother dearest a nice scare, but investment. And Paranormal my lady's apartment since
you still believe in God? I failed miserably. Activity 3 has already begun then, is because of the quality
filming and will be out in October of the showerheads. Yes, the
Anyways, I set up the MacBook Since this film is a few years 2011. All this was much more showerheads. And why not?
for her in the living room and old, and that its sequel has been entertaining to Pari than doors Decent water pressure while
dimmed the lights so she would making a killing in the box office creaking or some shadows in bathing is far more important
get the full effect of its slow this past Halloween, I won't be the dark. than the once-distant, tangible
terror. Promptly, I left for the shy to spoil the ending for you. personification of the on-screen
pool with father and returned to "Vealy? So much money! You demons that now know where I
find her calmly making a potato You see, even when she thought should do that! Ve do in house sleep. Vol. 18 / No. 1117 - Friday, Jan. 14, 2011
omelette in the kitchen. that she just saw the weird now. No problem".
death of two young people in I ain't scared of no ghost.
"I vas vaiting to see the ghost! their home, she wasn't nearly as The following Halloween night,
Vhat happen?" she says to me scared as I was when I saw it. the girlfriend and I took Pari and ------
in her Farsi accent and I couldn't my father, Hossein, to see the www.shahrgon.com
be any more disappointed. "That poor guy. Micah. His sequel at SilverCity. They upped
girlfriend vent crazy. Sometime the budget 200 times over and
For those who haven't seen it happen. Common with this threw in a kid and a dog for
it yet, Paranormal Activity is Christian guys. So crazy. Ve heightened suspense. Pari
a 2007 poltergeist film with don't have that. No. No. Devil loved it, with jerks of laughter as
only two main actors and one and stuff. And then police come she held her head with her palm.
camera, portrayed in the 'found and vah vah" Pari continued Hossien walked out mid-way in
footage' style similar to the 2008 slapping her left hand with her disgust.
monster flick, Cloverfield. right.
"Vhat is that you pay to see? Life
Katie, the female role has In fact, what she reacted to most has too many ghost now, and 46
had occurrences of ghostly was the success story behind you vanna pay $10 dollar to see
behavior since she was a teen, the film. Paramount Studios more?" he flared in the parking
and has recently purchased a said that if the film gets 1 million lot.