I had called upon my
friend Sherlock Holmes upon the second morning after Christmas, with the
intention of wishing him the compliments of the season. He was lounging upon
the sofa in a purple dressing-gown, a pipe-rack within his reach upon the
right, and a pile of crumpled morning papers, evidently newly studied, near at
hand. Beside the couch was a wooden chair, and on the angle of the back hung a
very seedy and disreputable hard-felt hat, much the worse for wear, and cracked
in several places. A lens and a forceps lying upon the seat of the chair
suggested that the hat had been suspended in this manner for the purpose of
examination.
“You are engaged,” said
I; perhaps I interrupt you.”
“Not at all. I am glad
to have a friend with whom I can discuss my results. The matter is a perfectly
trivial one” -- he jerked his thumb in the direction of the old hat -- “but
there are points in connection with it which are not entirely devoid of
interest and even of instruction.”
I seated myself in his
armchair and warmed my hands before his crackling fire, for a sharp frost had
set in, and the windows were thick with the ice crystals. “I suppose,” I
remarked, “that, homely as it looks, this thing has some deadly story linked on
to it -- that it is the clue which will guide you in the solution of some
mystery and the punishment of some crime.”
“No, no. No crime,”
said Sherlock Holmes, laughing. “Only one of those whimsical little incidents
which will happen when you have four million human beings all jostling each
other within the space of a few square miles. Amid the action and reaction of
so dense a swarm of humanity, every possible combination of events may be
expected to take place, and many a little problem will be presented which may
be striking and bizarre without being criminal. We have already had experience
of such.”
“So much so,” I
remarked, that of the last six cases which I have added to my notes, three have
been entirely free of any legal crime.”
“Precisely. You allude
to my attempt to recover the Irene Adler papers, to the singular case of Miss
Mary Sutherland, and to the adventure of the man with the twisted lip. Well, I
have no doubt that this small matter will fall into the same innocent category.
You know Peterson, the commissionaire?”
“Yes.”
It is to him that this
trophy belongs.”
“It is his hat.”
No, no, he found it.
Its owner is unknown. I beg that you will look upon it not as a battered
billycock but as an intellectual problem. And, first, as to how it came here.
It arrived upon Christmas morning, in company with a good fat goose, which is,
I have no doubt, roasting at this moment in front of Peterson's fire. The facts
are these: about four o'clock on Christmas morning, Peterson, who, as you know,
is a very honest fellow, was returning from some small jollification and was
making his way homeward down Tottenham Court Road. In front of him he saw, in
the gaslight, a tallish man, walking with a slight stagger, and carrying a
white goose slung over his shoulder. As he reached the corner of Goodge Street,
a row broke out between this stranger and a little knot of roughs. One of the
latter knocked off the man's hat, on which he raised his stick to defend
himself and, swinging it over his head, smashed the shop window behind him.
Peterson had rushed forward to protect the stranger from his assailants; but
the man, shocked at having broken the window, and seeing an official-looking
person in uniform rushing towards him, dropped his goose, took to his heels,
and vanished amid the labyrinth of small streets which lie at the back of
Tottenham Court Road. The roughs had also fled at the appearance of Peterson,
so that he was left in possession of the field of battle, and also of the
spoils of victory in the shape of this battered hat and a most unimpeachable
Christmas goose.”
“Which surely he
restored to their owner?”
“My dear fellow, there
lies the problem. It is true that “For Mrs. Henry Baker” was printed upon a
small card which was tied to the bird's left leg, and it is also true that the
initials “H. B.” are legible upon the lining of this hat, but as there are some
thousands of Bakers, and some hundreds of Henry Bakers in this city of ours, it
is not easy to restore lost property to any one of them.”
“What, then, did
Peterson do?”
He brought round both
hat and goose to me on Christmas morning, knowing that even the smallest
problems are of interest to me. The goose we retained until this morning, when
there were signs that, in spite of the slight frost, it would be well that it
should be eaten without unnecessary delay. Its finder has carried it off,
therefore, to fulfill the ultimate destiny of a goose, while I continue to
retain the hat of the unknown gentleman who lost his Christmas dinner.”
“Did he not advertise?”
No.
“Then, what clue could
you have as to his identity?”
“Only as much as we can
deduce.”
“From his hat?”
Precisely.
“But you are joking.
What can you gather from this old battered felt?”
“Here is my lens. You
know my methods. What can you gather yourself as to the individuality of the
man who has worn this article?”
I took the tattered
object in my hands and turned it over rather ruefully. It was a very ordinary
black hat of the usual round shape, hard and much the worse for wear. The
lining had been of red silk, but was a good deal discoloured. There was no
maker's name; but, as Holmes had remarked, the initials “H. B.” were scrawled
upon one side. It was pierced in the brim for a hat-securer, but the elastic
was missing. For the rest, it was cracked, exceedingly dusty, and spotted in
several places, although there seemed to have been some attempt to hide the
discoloured patches by smearing them with ink.
“I can see nothing,”
said I, handing it back to my friend.
“On the contrary,
Watson, you can see everything. You fail, however, to reason from what you see.
You are too timid in drawing your inferences.”
“Then, pray tell me
what it is that you can infer from this hat?”
He picked it up and
gazed at it in the peculiar introspective fashion which was characteristic of
him. “It is perhaps less suggestive than it might have been,” he remarked, “and
yet there are a few inferences which are very distinct, and a few others which
represent at least a strong balance of probability. That the man was highly intellectual
is of course obvious upon the face of it, and also that he was fairly
well-to-do within the last three years, although he has now fallen upon evil
days. He had foresight, but has less now than formerly, pointing to a moral
retrogression, which, when taken with the decline of his fortunes, seems to
indicate some evil influence, probably drink, at work upon him. This may
account also for the obvious fact that his wife has ceased to love him.”
“My dear Holmes!”
He has, however,
retained some degree of self-respect,” he continued, disregarding my
remonstrance. “He is a man who leads a sedentary life, goes out little, is out
of training entirely, is middle-aged, has grizzled hair which he has had cut
within the last few days, and which he anoints with lime-cream. These are the
more patent facts which are to be deduced from his hat. Also, by the way, that
it is extremely improbable that he has gas laid on in his house.”
“You are certainly
joking, Holmes.”
“Not in the least. Is
it possible that even now, when I give you these results, you are unable to see
how they are attained?”
“I have no doubt that I
am very stupid, but I must confess that I am unable to follow you. For example,
how did you deduce that this man was intellectual?”
For answer Holmes
clapped the hat upon his head. It came right over the forehead and settled upon
the bridge of his nose. “It is a question of cubic capacity,” said he; a man
with so large a brain must have something in it.”
“The decline of his
fortunes, then?”
“This hat is three
years old. These flat brims curled at the edge came in then. It is a hat of the
very best quality. Look at the band of ribbed silk and the excellent lining. If
this man could afford to buy so expensive a hat three years ago, and has had no
hat since, then he has assuredly gone down in the world.”
“Well, that is clear
enough, certainly. But how about the foresight and the moral retrogression?”
Sherlock Holmes
laughed. “Here is the foresight,” said he putting his finger upon the little disc
and loop of the hat-securer. “They are never sold upon hats. If this man
ordered one, it is a sign of a certain amount of foresight, since he went out
of his way to take this precaution against the wind. But since we see that he
has broken the elastic and has not troubled to replace it, it is obvious that
he has less foresight now than formerly, which is a distinct proof of a
weakening nature. On the other hand, he has endeavoured to conceal some of
these stains upon the felt by daubing them with ink, which is a sign that he
has not entirely lost his self-respect.”
“Your reasoning is
certainly plausible.”
“The further points,
that he is middle-aged, that his hair is grizzled, that it has been recently
cut, and that he uses lime-cream, are all to be gathered from a close
examination of the lower part of the lining. The lens discloses a large number
of hair-ends, clean cut by the scissors of the barber. They all appear to be
adhesive, and there is a distinct odour of lime-cream. This dust, you will observe,
is not the gritty, gray dust of the street but the fluffy brown dust of the
house, showing that it has been hung up indoors most of the time, while the
marks of moisture upon the inside are proof positive that the wearer perspired
very freely, and could therefore, hardly be in the best of training.”
“But his wife -- you
said that she had ceased to love him.”
“This hat has not been
brushed for weeks. When I see you, my dear Watson, with a week's accumulation
of dust upon your hat, and when your wife allows you to go out in such a state,
I shall fear that you also have been unfortunate enough to lose your wife's
affection.”
“But he might be a
bachelor.”
Nay, he was bringing
home the goose as a peace-offering to his wife. Remember the card upon the
bird's leg.”
“You have an answer to
everything. But how on earth do you deduce that the gas is not laid on in his
house?”
“One tallow stain, or
even two, might come by chance; but when I see no less than five, I think that
there can be little doubt that the individual must be brought into frequent
contact with burning tallow -- walks upstairs at night probably with his hat in
one hand and a guttering candle in the other. Anyhow, he never got
tallow-stains from a gasjet. Are you satisfied?”
“Well, it is very
ingenious,” said I, laughing; “but since, as you said just now, there has been
no crime committed, and no harm done save the loss of a goose, all this seems
to be rather a waste of energy.”
Sherlock Holmes had
opened his mouth to reply, when the door flew open, and Peterson, the
commissionaire, rushed into the apartment with flushed cheeks and the face of a
man who is dazed with astonishment.
“The goose, Mr. Holmes!
The goose, sir!” he gasped.
“Eh? What of it, then?
Has it returned to life and flapped off through the kitchen window?” Holmes
twisted himself round upon the sofa to get a fairer view of the man's excited
face.
“See here, sir! See
what my wife found in its crop!” He held out his hand and displayed upon the
centre of the palm a brilliantly scintillating blue stone, rather smaller than
a bean in size, but of such purity and radiance that it twinkled like an
electric point in the dark hollow of his hand.
Sherlock Holmes sat up
with a whistle. “By Jove, Peterson!” said he, “this is treasure trove indeed. I
suppose you know what you have got?”
“A diamond, sir? A
precious stone. It cuts into glass as though it were putty.”
“It's more than a
precious stone. It is the precious stone.”
“Not the Countess of
Morcar's blue carbuncle!” I ejaculated.
“Precisely so. I ought
to know its size and shape, seeing that I have read the advertisement about it
in The Times every day lately. It is absolutely unique, and its value can only
be conjectured, but the reward offered of 1000 pounds is certainly not within a
twentieth part of the market price.”
“A thousand pounds!
Great Lord of mercy!” The commissionaire plumped down into a chair and stared
from one to the other of us.
“That is the reward,
and I have reason to know that there are sentimental considerations in the
background which would induce the Countess to part with half her fortune if she
could but recover the gem.”
“It was lost, if I remember
aright, at the Hotel Cosmopolitan,” I remarked.
“Precisely so, on
December 22d, just five days ago. John Horner, a plumber, was accused of having
abstracted it from the lady's jewel-case. The evidence against him was so
strong that the case has been referred to the Assizes. I have some account of
the matter here, I believe.” He rummaged amid his newspapers, glancing over the
dates, until at last he smoothed one out, doubled it over, and read the
following paragraph:
“Hotel Cosmopolitan
Jewel Robbery. John Horner, 26, plumber, was brought up upon the charge of
having upon the 22d inst., abstracted from the jewel-case of the Countess of
Morcar the valuable gem known as the blue carbuncle. James Ryder,
upper-attendant at the hotel, gave his evidence to the effect that he had shown
Horner up to the dressing-room of the Countess of Morcar upon the day of the
robbery in order that he might solder the second bar of the grate, which was
loose. He had remained with Horner some little time, but had finally been
called away. On returning, he found that Horner had disappeared, that the
bureau had been forced open, and that the small morocco casket in which, as it
afterwards transpired, the Countess was accustomed to keep her jewel, was lying
empty upon the dressing-table. Ryder instantly gave the alarm, and Horner was
arrested the same evening; but the stone could not be found either upon his
person or in his rooms. Catherine Cusack, maid to the Countess, deposed to
having heard Ryder's cry of dismay on discovering the robbery, and to having
rushed into the room, where she found matters as described by the last witness.
Inspector Bradstreet, B division, gave evidence as to the arrest of Horner, who
struggled frantically, and protested his innocence in the strongest terms.
Evidence of a previous conviction for robbery having been given against the
prisoner, the magistrate refused to deal summarily with the offence, but
referred it to the Assizes. Horner, who had shown signs of intense emotion
during the proceedings, fainted away at the conclusion and was carried out of
court.
“Hum! So much for the
police-court,” said Holmes thoughtfully, tossing aside the paper. “The question
for us now to solve is the sequence of events leading from a rifled jewel-case
at one end to the crop of a goose in Tottenham Court Road at the other. You
see, Watson, our little deductions have suddenly assumed a much more important
and less innocent aspect. Here is the stone; the stone came from the goose, and
the goose came from Mr. Henry Baker, the gentleman with the bad hat and all the
other characteristics with which I have bored you. So now we must set ourselves
very seriously to finding this gentleman and ascertaining what part he has
played in this little mystery. To do this, we must try the simplest means
first, and these lie undoubtedly in an advertisement in all the evening papers.
If this fail, I shall have recourse to other methods.”
“What will you say?”
Give me a pencil and
that slip of paper. Now, then:
“Found at the corner of
Goodge Street, a goose and a black felt hat. Mr. Henry Baker can have the same
by applying at 6:30 this evening at 221B, Baker Street.
That is clear and
concise. “
” Very. But will he see
it? “
“Well, he is sure to
keep an eye on the papers, since, to a poor man, the loss was a heavy one. He
was clearly so scared by his mischance in breaking the window and by the
approach of Peterson that he thought of nothing but flight, but since then he
must have bitterly regretted the impulse which caused him to drop his bird.
Then, again, the introduction of his name will cause him to see it, for
everyone who knows him will direct his attention to it. Here you are, Peterson,
run down to the advertising agency and have this put in the evening papers.”
“In which, sir?”
Oh, in the Globe, Star,
Pall Mall, St. James's, Evening News Standard, Echo, and any others that occur
to you.”
“Very well, sir. And
this stone?”
“Ah, yes, I shall keep
the stone. Thank you. And, I say, Peterson, just buy a goose on your way back
and leave it here with me, for we must have one to give to this gentleman in
place of the one which your family is now devouring.”
When the commissionaire
had gone, Holmes took up the stone and held it against the light. “It's a bonny
thing,” said he. “Just see how it glints and sparkles. Of course it is a
nucleus and focus of crime. Every good stone is. They are the devil's pet
baits. In the larger and older jewels every facet may stand for a bloody deed.
This stone is not yet twenty years old. It was found in the banks of the Amoy
River in southern China and is remarkable in having every characteristic of the
carbuncle, save that it is blue in shade instead of ruby red. In spite of its
youth, it has already a sinister history. There have been two murders, a
vitriol-throwing, a suicide, and several robberies brought about for the sake
of this forty-grain weight of crystallized charcoal. Who would think that so
pretty a toy would be a purveyor to the gallows and the prison? I'll lock it up
in my strong box now and drop a line to the Countess to say that we have it.”
“Do you think that this
man Horner is innocent?”
“I cannot tell.”
“Well, then, do you
imagine that this other one, Henry Baker, had anything to do with the matter?”
“It is, I think, much
more likely that Henry Baker is an absolutely innocent man, who had no idea
that the bird which he was carrying was of considerably more value than if it
were made of solid gold. That, however, I shall determine by a very simple test
if we have an answer to our advertisement.”
“And you can do nothing
until then?”
“Nothing.”
“In that case I shall
continue my professional round. But I shall come back in the evening at the
hour you have mentioned, for I should like to see the solution of so tangled a
business.”
“Very glad to see you.
I dine at seven. There is a woodcock, I believe. By the way, in view of recent
occurrences, perhaps I ought to ask Mrs. Hudson to examine its crop.”
I had been delayed at a
case, and it was a little after half-past six when I found myself in Baker
Street once more. As I approached the house I saw a tall man in a Scotch bonnet
with a coat which was buttoned up to his chin waiting outside in the bright
semicircle which was thrown from the fanlight. Just as l arrived the door was
opened, and we were shown up together to Holmes's room.
“Mr. Henry Baker, I
believe,” said he, rising from his armchair and greeting his visitor with the
easy air of geniality which he could so readily assume. “Pray take this chair
by the fire, Mr. Baker. It is a cold night, and I observe that your circulation
is more adapted for summer than for winter. Ah, Watson, you have just come at
the right time. Is that your hat, Mr. Baker?”
“Yes, sir, that is
undoubtedly my hat.”
He was a large man with
rounded shoulders, a massive head, and a broad, intelligent face, sloping down
to a pointed beard of grizzled brown. A touch of red in nose and cheeks, with a
slight tremor of his extended hand, recalled Holmes's surmise as to his habits.
His rusty black frock-coat was buttoned right up in front, with the collar
turned up, and his lank wrists protruded from his sleeves without a sign of
cuff or shirt. He spoke in a slow staccato fashion, choosing his words with
care, and gave the impression generally of a man of learning and letters who
had had ill-usage at the hands of fortune.
“We have retained these
things for some days,” said Holmes, “because we expected to see an
advertisement from you giving your address. I am at a loss to know now why you
did not advertise.”
Our visitor gave a
rather shamefaced laugh. “Shillings have not been so plentiful with me as they
once were,” he remarked. “I had no doubt that the gang of roughs who assaulted
me had carried off both my hat and the bird. I did not care to spend more money
in a hopeless attempt at recovering them.”
“Very naturally. By the
way, about the bird, we were compelled to eat it.”
“To eat it!” Our
visitor half rose from his chair in his excitement.
“Yes, it would have
been of no use to anyone had we not done so. But I presume that this other
goose upon the sideboard, which is about the same weight and perfectly fresh,
will answer your purpose equally well?”
“Oh, certainly,
certainly,” answered Mr. Baker with a sigh of relief.
“Of course, we still
have the feathers, legs, crop, and so on of your own bird, so if you wish -- ”
The man burst into a
hearty laugh. “They might be useful to me as relics of my adventure,” said he, “but
beyond that I can hardly see what use the disjecta membra of my late
acquaintance are going to be to me. No, sir, I think that, with your
permission, I will confine my attentions to the excellent bird which I perceive
upon the sideboard.”
Sherlock Holmes glanced
sharply across at me with a slight shrug of his shoulders.
“There is your hat,
then, and there your bird,” said he. “By the way, would it bore you to tell me
where you got the other one from? I am somewhat of a fowl fancier, and I have
seldom seen a better grown goose.”
“Certainly, sir,” said
Baker, who had risen and tucked his newly gained property under his arm. “There
are a few of us who frequent the Alpha Inn, near the Museum -- we are to be
found in the Museum itself during the day, you understand. This year our good
host, Windigate by name, instituted a goose club, by which, on consideration of
some few pence every week, we were each to receive a bird at Christmas. My
pence were duly paid, and the rest is familiar to you. I am much indebted to
you, sir, for a Scotch bonnet is fitted neither to my years nor my gravity.”
With a comical pomposity of manner he bowed solemnly to both of us and strode
off upon his way.
“So much for Mr. Henry
Baker,” said Holmes when he had closed the door behind him. “It is quite
certain that he knows nothing whatever about the matter. Are you hungry,
Watson?”
“Not particularly.”
Then I suggest that we
turn our dinner into a supper and follow up this clue while it is still hot.”
“By all means.”
It was a bitter night,
so we drew on our ulsters and wrapped cravats about our throats. Outside, the
stars were shining coldly in a cloudless sky, and the breath of the passers-by
blew out into smoke like so many pistol shots. Our footfalls rang out crisply
and loudly as we swung through the doctors' quarter, Wimpole Street, Harley
Street, and so through Wigmore Street into Oxford Street. In a quarter of an
hour we were in Bloomsbury at the Alpha Inn, which is a small public-house at
the corner of one of the streets which runs down into Holborn. Holmes pushed
open the door of the private bar and ordered two glasses of beer from the
ruddy-faced, white-aproned landlord.
“Your beer should be
excellent if it is as good as your geese,” said he.
“My geese!” The man
seemed surprised.
“Yes. I was speaking
only half an hour ago to Mr. Henry Baker, who was a member of your goose club.”
“Ah! yes, I see. But
you see, sir, them's not our geese.”
“Indeed! Whose, then?”
Well, I got the two
dozen from a salesman in Covent Garden.”
“Indeed? I know some of
them. Which was it?”
“Breckinridge is his
name.”
Ah! I don't know him.
Well, here's your good health landlord, and prosperity to your house.
Good-night.
“Now for Mr.
Breckinridge,” he continued, buttoning up his coat as we came out into the
frosty air. “Remember, Watson that though we have so homely a thing as a goose
at one end of this chain, we have at the other a man who will certainly get
seven years' penal servitude unless we can establish his innocence. It is
possible that our inquiry may but confirm his guilt but, in any case, we have a
line of investigation which has been missed by the police, and which a singular
chance has placed in our hands. Let us follow it out to the bitter end. Faces
to the south, then, and quick march!”
We passed across
Holborn, down Endell Street, and so through a zigzag of slums to Covent Garden
Market. One of the largest stalls bore the name of Breckinridge upon it, and
the proprietor a horsy-looking man, with a sharp face and trim side-whiskers was
helping a boy to put up the shutters.
“Good-evening. It's a
cold night,” said Holmes.
The salesman nodded and
shot a questioning glance at my companion.
“Sold out of geese, I
see,” continued Holmes, pointing at the bare slabs of marble.
“Let you have five
hundred to-morrow morning.”
“That's no good.”
“Well, there are some
on the stall with the gas-flare.”
“Ah, but I was
recommended to you.”
“Who by?”
“The landlord of the
Alpha.”
Oh, yes; I sent him a
couple of dozen.”
“Fine birds they were,
too. Now where did you get them from?”
To my surprise the
question provoked a burst of anger from the salesman.
“Now, then, mister,”
said he, with his head cocked and his arms akimbo, “what are you driving at?
Let's have it straight, now.”
“It is straight enough.
I should like to know who sold you the geese which you supplied to the Alpha.”
“Well then, I shan't
tell you. So now!”
“Oh, it is a matter of
no importance; but I don't know why you should be so warm over such a trifle.”
“Warm! You'd be as
warm, maybe, if you were as pestered as I am. When I pay good money for a good
article there should be an end of the business; but it's “Where are the geese?”
and “Who did you sell the geese to?&cnq; and “What will you take for the
geese?” One would think they were the only geese in the world, to hear the fuss
that is made over them.”
“Well, I have no
connection with any other people who have been making inquiries,” said Holmes
carelessly. “If you won't tell us the bet is off, that is all. But I'm always
ready to back my opinion on a matter of fowls, and I have a fiver on it that
the bird I ate is country bred.”
“Well, then, you've
lost your fiver, for it's town bred,” snapped the salesman.
“It's nothing of the
kind.”
I say it is.”
“I don't believe it.”
D'you think you know
more about fowls than I, who have handled them ever since I was a nipper? I
tell you, all those birds that went to the Alpha were town bred.”
“You'll never persuade
me to believe that.”
“Will you bet, then?”
“It's merely taking
your money, for I know that I am right. But I'll have a sovereign on with you,
just to teach you not to be obstinate.”
The salesman chuckled
grimly. “Bring me the books, Bill,” said he.
The small boy brought
round a small thin volume and a great greasy-backed one, laying them out
together beneath the hanging lamp.
“Now then, Mr.
Cocksure,” said the salesman, I thought that I was out of geese, but before I
finish you'll find that there is still one left in my shop. You see this little
book?”
“Well?”
That's the list of the
folk from whom I buy. D'you see? Well, then, here on this page are the country
folk, and the numbers after their names are where their accounts are in the big
ledger. Now, then! You see this other page in red ink? Well, that is a list of
my town suppliers. Now, look at that third name. Just read it out to me.”
“Mrs. Oakshott, 117,
Brixton Road -- 249,” read Holmes.
“Quite so. Now turn
that up in the ledger.”
Holmes turned to the
page indicated. “Here you are, ' Mrs. Oakshott, 117, Brixton Road, egg and
poultry supplier.”
“Now, then, what's the
last entry?”
““December 22d.
Twenty-four geese at 7s. 6d.””
“Quite so. There you
are. And underneath?”
““Sold to Mr. Windigate
of the Alpha, at 12s.””
“What have you to say
now?”
Sherlock Holmes looked
deeply chagrined. He drew a sovereign from his pocket and threw it down upon
the slab, turning away with the air of a man whose disgust is too deep for
words. A few yards off he stopped under a lamp-post and laughed in the hearty,
noiseless fashion which was peculiar to him.
“When you see a man
with whiskers of that cut and the “Pink”un ' protruding out of his pocket, you
can always draw him by a bet,” said he. “I daresay that if I had put 100 pounds
down in front of him, that man would not have given me such complete
information as was drawn from him by the idea that he was doing me on a wager.
Well, Watson, we are, I fancy, nearing the end of our quest, and the only point
which remains to be determined is whether we should go on to this Mrs. Oakshott
to-night, or whether we should reserve it for to-morrow. It is clear from what
that surly fellow said that there are others besides ourselves who are anxious
about the matter, and I should -- ”
His remarks were
suddenly cut short by a loud hubbub which broke out from the stall which we had
just left. Turning round we saw a little rat-faced fellow standing in the
centre of the circle of yellow light which was thrown by the swinging lamp,
while Breckinridge, the salesman, framed in the door of his stall, was shaking
his fists fiercely at the cringing figure.
“I've had enough of you
and your geese,” he shouted. “I wish you were all at the devil together. If you
come pestering me any more with your silly talk I'll set the dog at you. You
bring Mrs. Oakshott here and I'll answer her, but what have you to do with it?
Did I buy the geese off you?”
“No; but one of them
was mine all the same,” whined the little man.
“Well, then, ask Mrs.
Oakshott for it.”
“She told me to ask
you.”
“Well, you can ask the
King of Proosia, for all I care. I've had enough of it. Get out of this!” He
rushed fiercely forward, and the inquirer flitted away into the darkness.
“Ha! this may save us a
visit to Brixton Road,” whispered Holmes. “Come with me, and we will see what
is to be made of this fellow.” Striding through the scattered knots of people
who lounged round the flaring stalls, my companion speedily overtook the little
man and touched him upon the shoulder. He sprang round, and I could see in the
gas-light that every vestige of colour had been driven from his face.
“Who are you, then?
What do you want?” he asked in a quavering voice.
“You will excuse me,”
said Holmes blandly, “but I could not help overhearing the questions which you
put to the salesman just now. I think that I could be of assistance to you.”
“You? Who are you? How
could you know anything of the matter?”
“My name is Sherlock
Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know.”
“But you can know
nothing of this?”
“Excuse me, I know
everything of it. You are endeavouring to trace some geese which were sold by
Mrs. Oakshott, of Brixton Road, to a salesman named Breckinridge, by him in
turn to Mr. Windigate, of the Alpha, and by him to his club, of which Mr. Henry
Baker is a member.”
“Oh, sir, you are the
very man whom I have longed to meet,” cried the little fellow with outstretched
hands and quivering fingers. “I can hardly explain to you how interested I am
in this matter.”
Sherlock Holmes hailed
a four-wheeler which was passing. “In that case we had better discuss it in a
cosy room rather than in this wind-swept market-place,” said he. “But pray tell
me, before we go farther, who it is that I have the pleasure of assisting.”
The man hesitated for
an instant. “My name is John Robinson,” he answered with a sidelong glance.
“No, no; the real name,”
said Holmes sweetly. “It is always awkward doing business with an alias.”
A flush sprang to the
white cheeks of the stranger. “Well then,” said he, my real name is James
Ryder.”
“Precisely so. Head
attendant at the Hotel Cosmopolitan. Pray step into the cab, and I shall soon
be able to tell you everything which you would wish to know.”
The little man stood
glancing from one to the other of us with half-frightened, half-hopeful eyes,
as one who is not sure whether he is on the verge of a windfall or of a
catastrophe. Then he stepped into the cab, and in half an hour we were back in
the sitting-room at Baker Street. Nothing had been said during our drive, but
the high, thin breathing of our new companion, and the claspings and
unclaspings of his hands, spoke of the nervous tension within him.
“Here we are!” said
Holmes cheerily as we filed into the room. “The fire looks very seasonable in
this weather. You look cold, Mr. Ryder. Pray take the basket-chair. I will just
put on my slippers before we settle this little matter of yours. Now, then! You
want to know what became of those geese?”
“Yes, sir.”
Or rather, I fancy, of
that goose. It was one bird, I imagine in which you were interested -- white,
with a black bar across the tail.”
Ryder quivered with
emotion. “Oh, sir,” he cried, “can you tell me where it went to?”
“It came here.”
Here?
“Yes, and a most
remarkable bird it proved. I don't wonder that you should take an interest in
it. It laid an egg after it was dead -- the bonniest, brightest little blue egg
that ever was seen. I have it here in my museum.”
Our visitor staggered
to his feet and clutched the mantelpiece with his right hand. Holmes unlocked
his strong-box and held up the blue carbuncle, which shone out like a star,
with a cold brilliant, many-pointed radiance. Ryder stood glaring with a drawn
face, uncertain whether to claim or to disown it.
“The game's up, Ryder,”
said Holmes quietly. “Hold up, man, or you'll be into the fire! Give him an arm
back into his chair, Watson. He's not got blood enough to go in for felony with
impunity. Give him a dash of brandy. So! Now he looks a little more human. What
a shrimp it is, to be sure!”
For a moment he had
staggered and nearly fallen, but the brandy brought a tinge of colour into his
cheeks, and he sat staring with frightened eyes at his accuser.
“I have almost every
link in my hands, and all the proofs which I could possibly need, so there is
little which you need tell me. Still, that little may as well be cleared up to
make the case complete. You had heard, Ryder, of this blue stone of the
Countess of Morcar's?”
“It was Catherine
Cusack who told me of it,” said he in a crackling voice.
“I see -- her
ladyship's waiting-maid. Well, the temptation of sudden wealth so easily
acquired was too much for you, as it has been for better men before you; but
you were not very scrupulous in the means you used. It seems to me, Ryder, that
there is the making of a very pretty villain in you. You knew that this man
Horner, the plumber, had been concerned in some such matter before, and that
suspicion would rest the more readily upon him. What did you do, then? You made
some small job in my lady's room -- you and your confederate Cusack -- and you
managed that he should be the man sent for. Then, when he had left, you rifled
the jewel-case, raised the alarm, and had this unfortunate man arrested. You
then -- ”
Ryder threw himself
down suddenly upon the rug and clutched at my companion's knees. “For God's
sake, have mercy!” he shrieked. “Think of my father! of my mother! It would
break their hearts. I never went wrong before! I never will again. I swear it.
I'll swear it on a Bible. Oh, don't bring it into court! For Christ's sake,
don't!”
“Get back into your
chair!” said Holmes sternly. “It is very well to cringe and crawl now, but you
thought little enough of this poor Horner in the dock for a crime of which he
knew nothing.”
“I will fly, Mr.
Holmes. I will leave the country, sir. Then the charge against him will break
down.”
“Hum! We will talk
about that. And now let us hear a true account of the next act. How came the
stone into the goose, and how came the goose into the open market? Tell us the
truth, for there lies your only hope of safety.”
Ryder passed his tongue
over his parched lips. “I will tell you it just as it happened, sir,” said he. “When
Horner had been arrested, it seemed to me that it would be best for me to get
away with the stone at once, for I did not know at what moment the police might
not take it into their heads to search me and my room. There was no place about
the hotel where it would be safe. I went out, as if on some commission, and I
made for my sister's house. She had married a man named Oakshott, and lived in
Brixton Road, where she fattened fowls for the market. All the way there every
man I met seemed to me to be a policeman or a detective; and, for all that it
was a cold night, the sweat was pouring down my face before I came to the
Brixton Road. My sister asked me what was the matter, and why I was so pale;
but I told her that I had been upset by the jewel robbery at the hotel. Then I
went into the back yard and smoked a pipe and wondered what it would be best to
do.
“I had a friend once
called Maudsley, who went to the bad, and has just been serving his time in
Pentonville. One day he had met me, and fell into talk about the ways of
thieves, and how they could get rid of what they stole. I knew that he would be
true to me, for I knew one or two things about him; so I made up my mind to go
right on to Kilburn, where he lived, and take him into my confidence. He would
show me how to turn the stone into money. But how to get to him in safety? I
thought of the agonies I had gone through in coming from the hotel. I might at
any moment be seized and searched, and there would be the stone in my waistcoat
pocket. I was leaning against the wall at the time and looking at the geese
which were waddling about round my feet, and suddenly an idea came into my head
which showed me how I could beat the best detective that ever lived.
“My sister had told me
some weeks before that I might have the pick of her geese for a Christmas
present, and I knew that she was always as good as her word. I would take my
goose now, and in it I would carry my stone to Kilburn. There was a little shed
in the yard, and behind this I drove one of the birds -- a fine big one, white,
with a barred tail. I caught it, and prying its bill open, I thrust the stone
down its throat as far as my finger could reach. The bird gave a gulp, and I
felt the stone pass along its gullet and down into its crop. But the creature
flapped and struggled, and out came my sister to know what was the matter. As I
turned to speak to her the brute broke loose and fluttered off among the
others.
““Whatever were you
doing with that bird, Jem?” says she.
““Well,” said I,
&onq;you said you'd give me one for Christmas, and I was feeling which was
the fattest.”
““Oh,” says she,
&onq;we've set yours aside for you -- Jem's bird, we call it. It's the big
white one over yonder. There's twenty-six of them, which makes one for you, and
one for us, and two dozen for the market.”
““Thank you, Maggie,”
says I; &onq;but if it is all the same to you, I'd rather have that one I
was handling just now.”
““The other is a good
three pound heavier,” said she, “and we fattened it expressly for you.”
““Never mind. I'll have
the other, and I'll take it now,” said I.
““Oh, just as you like,”
said she, a little huffed. “Which is it you want, then?”
““That white one with
the barred tail, right in the middle of the flock.”
““Oh, very well. Kill
it and take it with you.”
“Well, I did what she
said, Mr. Holmes, and I carried the bird all the way to Kilburn. I told my pal
what I had done, for he was a man that it was easy to tell a thing like that
to. He laughed until he choked, and we got a knife and opened the goose. My
heart turned to water, for there was no sign of the stone, and I knew that some
terrible mistake had occurred. I left the bird rushed back to my sister's, and
hurried into the back yard. There was not a bird to be seen there.
““Where are they all,
Maggie?” I cried.
” “Gone to the
dealer's, Jem.”
““Which dealer's?”
” “Breckinridge, of
Covent Garden.”
““But was there another
with a barred tail?” I asked, “the same as the one I chose?”
““Yes, Jem; there were
two barred-tailed ones, and I could never tell them apart.”
“Well, then, of course
I saw it all, and I ran off as hard as my feet would carry me to this man
Breckinridge; but he had sold the lot at once, and not one word would he tell
me as to where they had gone. You heard him yourselves to-night. Well, he has
always answered me like that. My sister thinks that I am going mad. Sometimes I
think that I am myself. And now -- and now I am myself a branded thief, without
ever having touched the wealth for which I sold my character. God help me! God
help me!” He burst into convulsive sobbing, with his face buried in his hands.
There was a long
silence, broken only by his heavy breathing and by the measured tapping of
Sherlock Holmes's finger-tips upon the edge of the table. Then my friend rose
and threw open the door.
“Get out!” said he.
What, sir! Oh, Heaven
bless you!”
“No more words. Get
out!”
And no more words were
needed. There was a rush, a clatter upon the stairs, the bang of a door, and
the crisp rattle of running footfalls from the street.
“After all, Watson,”
said Holmes, reaching up his hand for his clay pipe, “I am not retained by the
police to supply their deficiencies. If Horner were in danger it would be
another thing; but this fellow will not appear against him, and the case must
collapse. I suppose that I am commuting a felony, but it is just possible that
I am saving a soul. This fellow will not go wrong again; he is too terribly
frightened. Send him to jail now, and you make him a jail-bird for life.
Besides, it is the season of forgiveness. Chance has put in our way a most
singular and whimsical problem, and its solution is its own reward. If you will
have the goodness to touch the bell, Doctor, we will begin another
investigation, in which, also a bird will be the chief feature.”