THE grand-mannered old
man who sat at a desk in the reception-room of "The Outcry" offices
to receive visitors and incidentally to keep the time-book of the employees,
looked up as Miss Devine entered at ten minutes past ten and condescendingly
wished him good morning. He bowed profoundly as she minced past his desk, and
with an indifferent air took her course down the corridor that led to the
editorial offices. Mechanically he opened the flat, black book at his elbow and
placed his finger on D, running his eye along the line of figures after the
name Devine. "It's banker's hours she keeps, indeed," he muttered. What
was the use of entering so capricious a record? Nevertheless, with his usual
preliminary flourish he wrote 10:10 under this, the fourth day of May.
The employee who kept
banker's hours rustled on down the corridor to her private room, hung up her
lavender jacket and her trim spring hat, and readjusted her side combs by the
mirror inside her closet door. Glancing at her desk, she rang for an office
boy, and reproved him because he had not dusted more carefully and because
there were lumps in her paste. When he disappeared with the paste-jar, she sat
down to decide which of her employer's letters he should see and which he
should not.
Ardessa was not young
and she was certainly not handsome. The coquettish angle at which she carried
her head was a mannerism surviving from a time when it was more becoming. She
shuddered at the cold candor of the new business woman, and was insinuatingly
feminine.
Ardessa's employer,
like young Lochinvar, had come out of the West, and he had done a great many
contradictory things before he became proprietor and editor of "The
Outcry." Before he decided to go to New York and make the East take notice
of him, O'Mally had acquired a punctual, reliable silver-mine in South Dakota.
This silent friend in the background made his journalistic success
comparatively easy. He had figured out, when he was a rich nobody in Nevada,
that the quickest way to cut into the known world was through the
printing-press. He arrived in New York, bought a highly respectable
publication; and turned it into a red-hot magazine of protest, which he called
"The Outcry." He knew what the West wanted, and it proved to be what
everybody secretly wanted. In six years he had done the thing that had hitherto
seemed impossible: built up a national weekly, out on the news-stands the same
day in New York and San Francisco; a magazine the people howled for, a
moving-picture film of their real tastes and interests.
O'Mally bought
"The Outcry" to make a stir, not to make a career, but he had got
built into the thing more than he ever intended. It had made him a public man
and put him into politics. He found the publicity game diverting, and it held
him longer than any other game had ever done. He had built up about him an
organization of which he was somewhat afraid and with which he was vastly
bored. On his staff there were five famous men, and he had made every one of
them. At first it amused him to manufacture celebrities. He found he could take
an average reporter from the daily press, give him a "line" to follow,
a trust to fight, a vice to expose,--this was all in that good time when people
were eager to read about their own wickedness,--and in two years the reporter
would be recognized as an authority. Other people--Napoleon, Disraeli, Sarah
Bernhardt-- had discovered that advertising would go a long way; but Marcus
O'Mally discovered that in America it would go all the way--as far as you
wished to pay its passage. Any human countenance, plastered in three-sheet
posters from sea to sea, would be revered by the American people. The strangest
thing was that the owners of these grave countenances, staring at their own
faces on newsstands and billboards, fell to venerating themselves; and even he,
O'Mally, was more or less constrained by these reputations that he had created
out of cheap paper and cheap ink.
Constraint was the last
thing O'Mally liked. The most engaging and unusual thing about the man was that
he couldn't be fooled by the success of his own methods, and no amount of
"recognition" could make a stuffed shirt of him. No matter how much
he was advertised as a great medicine-man in the councils of the nation, he
knew that he was a born gambler and a soldier of fortune. He left his dignified
office to take care of itself for a good many months of the year while he played
about on the outskirts of social order. He liked being a great man from the
East in rough-and-tumble Western cities where he had once been merely an
unconsidered spender.
O'Mally's long absences
constituted one of the supreme advantages of Ardessa Devine's position. When he
was at his post her duties were not heavy, but when he was giving balls in
Goldfield, Nevada, she lived an ideal life. She came to the office every day,
indeed, to forward such of O'Mally's letters as she thought best, to attend to
his club notices and tradesmen's bills, and to taste the sense of her high
connections. The great men of the staff were all about her, as contemplative as
Buddhas in their private offices, each meditating upon the particular trust or
form of vice confided to his care. Thus surrounded, Ardessa had a pleasant
sense of being at the heart of things. It was like a mental message, exercise
without exertion. She read and she embroidered. Her room was pleasant, and she
liked to be seen at ladylike tasks and to feel herself a graceful contrast to
the crude girls in the advertising and circulation departments across the hall.
The younger stenographers, who had to get through with the enormous office
correspondence, and who rushed about from one editor to another with wire
baskets full of letters, made faces as they passed Ardessa's door and saw her
cool and cloistered, daintily plying her needle. But no matter how hard the
other stenographers were driven, no one, not even one of the five oracles of
the staff, dared dictate so much as a letter to Ardessa. Like a sultan's bride,
she was inviolate in her lord's absence; she had to be kept for him.
Naturally the other
young women employed in "The Outcry" offices disliked Miss Devine.
They were all competent girls, trained in the exacting methods of modern
business, and they had to make good every day in the week, had to get through
with a great deal of work or lose their position. O'Mally's private secretary
was a mystery to them. Her exemptions and privileges, her patronizing remarks,
formed an exhaustless subject of conversation at the lunch-hour. Ardessa had,
indeed, as they knew she must have, a kind of "purchase" on her
employer.
When O'Mally first came
to New York to break into publicity, he engaged Miss Devine upon the
recommendation of the editor whose ailing publication he bought and
rechristened. That editor was a conservative, scholarly gentleman of the old
school, who was retiring because he felt out of place in the world of brighter,
breezier magazines that had been flowering since the new century came in. He
believed that in this vehement world young O'Mally would make himself heard and
that Miss Devine's training in an editorial office would be of use to him.
When O'Mally first sat
down at a desk to be an editor, all the cards that were brought in looked
pretty much alike to him. Ardessa was at his elbow. She had long been steeped
in literary distinctions and in the social distinctions which used to count for
much more than they do now. She knew all the great men, all the nephews and
clients of great men. She knew which must be seen, which must be made welcome,
and which could safely be sent away. She could give O'Mally on the instant the
former rating in magazine offices of nearly every name that was brought in to
him. She could give him an idea of the man's connections, of the price his work
commanded, and insinuate whether he ought to be met with the old
punctiliousness or with the new joviality. She was useful in explaining to her
employer the significance of various invitations, and the standing of clubs and
associations. At first she was virtually the social mentor of the bullet-headed
young Westerner who wanted to break into everything, the solitary person about
the office of the humming new magazine who knew anything about the editorial
traditions of the eighties and nineties which, antiquated as they now were,
gave an editor, as O'Mally said, a background.
Despite her indolence,
Ardessa was useful to O'Mally as a social reminder. She was the card catalogue
of his ever-changing personal relations. O'Mally went in for everything and got
tired of everything; that was why he made a good editor. After he was through
with people, Ardessa was very skilful in covering his retreat. She read and
answered the letters of admirers who had begun to bore him. When great authors,
who had been dined and fêted the month before, were suddenly left to cool their
heels in the reception-room, thrown upon the suave hospitality of the grand old
man at the desk, it was Ardessa who went out and made soothing and plausible
explanations as to why the editor could not see them. She was the brake that
checked the too-eager neophyte, the emollient that eased the severing of
relationships, the gentle extinguisher of the lights that failed. When there
were no longer messages of hope and cheer to be sent to ardent young writers
and reformers, Ardessa delivered, as sweetly as possible, whatever messages
were left.
In handling these
people with whom O'Mally was quite through, Ardessa had gradually developed an
industry which was immensely gratifying to her own vanity. Not only did she not
crush them; she even fostered them a little. She continued to advise them in
the reception-room and "personally" received their manuscripts long
after O'Mally had declared that he would never read another line they wrote.
She let them outline their plans for stories and articles to her, promising to
bring these suggestions to the editor's attention. She denied herself to
nobody, was gracious even to the Shakspere-Bacon man, the perpetual-motion man,
the travel-article man, the ghosts which haunt every magazine office. The
writers who had had their happy hour of O'Mally's favor kept feeling that
Ardessa might reinstate them. She answered their letters of inquiry in her most
polished and elegant style, and even gave them hints as to the subjects in
which the restless editor was or was not interested at the moment: she feared
it would be useless to send him an article on "How to Trap Lions,"
because he had just bought an article on "Elephant-Shooting in Majuba
Land," etc.
So when O'Mally plunged
into his office at 11:30 on this, the fourth day of May, having just got back
from three-days' fishing, he found Ardessa in the reception-room, surrounded by
a little court of discards. This was annoying, for he always wanted his
stenographer at once. Telling the office boy to give her a hint that she was
needed, he threw off his hat and top-coat and began to race through the pile of
letters Ardessa had put on his desk. When she entered, he did not wait for her
polite inquiries about his trip, but broke in at once.
"What is that
fellow who writes about phossy jaw still hanging round here for? I don't want
any articles on phossy jaw, and if I did, I wouldn't want his."
"He has just sold
an article on the match industry to 'The New Age,' Mr. O'Mally," Ardessa
replied as she took her seat at the editor's right.
"Why does he have
to come and tell us about it? We've nothing to do with 'The New Age.' And that
prison-reform guy, what's he loafing about for?"
Ardessa bridled.
"You remember, Mr.
O'Mally, he brought letters of introduction from Governor Harper, the reform
Governor of Mississippi."
O'Mally jumped up,
kicking over his waste-basket in his impatience.
"That was months
ago. I went through his letters and went through him, too. He hasn't got
anything we want. I've been through with Governor Harper a long while. We're
asleep at the switch in here. And let me tell you, if I catch sight of that
causes-of-blindness-in-babies woman around here again, I'll do something
violent. Clear them out, Miss Devine! Clear them out! We need a traffic
policeman in this office. Have you got that article on 'Stealing Our National
Water Power' ready for me?"
"Mr. Gerrard took
it back to make modifications. He gave it to me at noon on Saturday, just
before the office closed. I will have it ready for you to-morrow morning, Mr.
O'Mally, if you have not too many letters for me this afternoon," Ardessa
replied pointedly.
"Holy Mike!"
muttered O'Mally, "we need a traffic policeman for the staff, too.
Gerrard's modified that thing half a dozen times already. Why don't they get
accurate information in the first place?"
He began to dictate his
morning mail, walking briskly up and down the floor by way of giving his
stenographer an energetic example. Her indolence and her ladylike deportment
weighed on him. He wanted to take her by the elbows and run her around the
block. He didn't mind that she loafed when he was away, but it was becoming
harder and harder to speed her up when he was on the spot. He knew his
correspondence was not enough to keep her busy, so when he was in town he made
her type his own breezy editorials and various articles by members of his
staff.
Transcribing editorial
copy is always laborious, and the only way to make it easy is to farm it out.
This Ardessa was usually clever enough to do. When she returned to her own room
after O'Mally had gone out to lunch, Ardessa rang for an office boy and said
languidly, "James, call Becky, please."
In a moment a thin,
tense-faced Hebrew girl of eighteen or nineteen came rushing in, carrying a
wire basket full of typewritten sheets. She was as gaunt as a plucked spring
chicken, and her cheap, gaudy clothes might have been thrown on her. She looked
as if she were running to catch a train and in mortal dread of missing it.
While Miss Devine examined the pages in the basket, Becky stood with her
shoulders drawn up and her elbows drawn in, apparently trying to hide herself
in her insufficient open-work waist. Her wild, black eyes followed Miss
Devine's hands desperately. Ardessa sighed.
"This seems to be
very smeary copy again, Becky. You don't keep your mind on your work, and so
you have to erase continually."
Becky spoke up in
wailing self-vindication.
"It ain't that,
Miss Devine. It's so many hard words he uses that I have to be at the
dictionary all the time. Look! Look!" She produced a bunch of manuscript faintly
scrawled in pencil, and thrust it under Ardessa's eyes. "He don't write
out the words at all. He just begins a word, and then makes waves for you to
guess."
"I see you haven't
always guessed correctly, Becky," said Ardessa, with a weary smile.
"There are a great many words here that would surprise Mr. Gerrard, I am
afraid.
"And the
inserts," Becky persisted. "How is anybody to tell where they go,
Miss Devine? It's mostly inserts; see, all over the top and sides and
back."
Ardessa turned her head
away.
"Don't claw the
pages like that, Becky. You make me nervous. Mr. Gerrard has not time to dot
his i's and cross his t's. That is what we keep copyists for. I will correct
these sheets for you,--it would be terrible if Mr. O'Mally saw them,--and then
you can copy them over again. It must be done by to-morrow morning, so you may
have to work late. See that your hands are clean and dry, and then you will not
smear it."
"Yes, ma'am. Thank
you, Miss Devine. Will you tell the janitor, please, it's all right if I have
to stay? He was cross because I was here Saturday afternoon doing this. He said
it was a holiday, and when everybody else was gone I ought to--"
"That will do,
Becky. Yes, I will speak to the janitor for you. You may go to lunch now."
Becky turned on one
heel and then swung back.
"Miss
Devine," she said anxiously, "will it be all right if I get white
shoes for now?"
Ardessa gave her kind
consideration.
"For office wear,
you mean? No, Becky. With only one pair, you could not keep them properly
clean; and black shoes are much less conspicuous. Tan, if you prefer."
Becky looked down at
her feet. They were too large, and her skirt was as much too short as her legs
were too long.
"Nearly all the
girls I know wear white shoes to business," she pleaded.
"They are probably
little girls who work in factories or department stores, and that is quite
another matter. Since you raise the question, Becky, I ought to speak to you
about your new waist. Don't wear it to the office again, please. Those cheap
open-work waists are not appropriate in an office like this. They are all very
well for little chorus girls."
"But Miss Kalski
wears expensive waists to business more open than this, and jewelry--"
Ardessa interrupted.
Her face grew hard.
"Miss
Kalski," she said coldly, "works for the business department. You are
employed in the editorial offices. There is a great difference. You see, Becky,
I might have to call you in here at any time when a scientist or a great writer
or the president of a university is here talking over editorial matters, and
such clothes as you have on to-day would make a bad impression. Nearly all our
connections are with important people of that kind, and we ought to be well,
but quietly, dressed."
"Yes, Miss Devine.
Thank you," Becky gasped and disappeared. Heaven knew she had no need to
be further impressed with the greatness of "The Outcry" office.
During the year and a half she had been there she had never ceased to tremble.
She knew the prices all the authors got as well as Miss Devine did, and
everything seemed to her to be done on a magnificent scale. She hadn't a good
memory for long technical words, but she never forgot dates or prices or
initials or telephone numbers.
Becky felt that her job
depended on Miss Devine, and she was so glad to have it that she scarcely
realized she was being bullied. Besides, she was grateful for all that she had
learned from Ardessa; Ardessa had taught her to do most of the things that she
was supposed to do herself. Becky wanted to learn, she had to learn; that was
the train she was always running for. Her father, Isaac Tietelbaum, the tailor,
who pressed Miss Devine's skirts and kept her ladylike suits in order, had come
to his client two years ago and told her he had a bright girl just out of a
commercial high school. He implored Ardessa to find some office position for
his daughter. Ardessa told an appealing story to O'Mally, and brought Becky
into the office, at a salary of six dollars a week, to help with the copying
and to learn business routine. When Becky first came she was as ignorant as a
young savage. She was rapid at her shorthand and typing, but a Kafir girl would
have known as much about the English language. Nobody ever wanted to learn more
than Becky. She fairly wore the dictionary out. She dug up her old school
grammar and worked over it at night. She faithfully mastered Miss Devine's
fussy system of punctuation.
There were eight
children at home, younger than Becky, and they were all eager to learn. They
wanted to get their mother out of the three dark rooms behind the tailor shop
and to move into a flat upstairs, where they could, as Becky said, "live
private." The young Tietelbaums doubted their father's ability to bring
this change about, for the more things he declared himself ready to do in his
window placards, the fewer were brought to him to be done. "Dyeing,
Cleaning, Ladies' Furs Remodeled"--it did no good.
Rebecca was out to
"improve herself," as her father had told her she must. Ardessa had
easy way with her. It was one of those rare relationships from which both
persons profit. The more Becky could learn from Ardessa, the happier she was;
and the more Ardessa could unload on Becky, the greater was her contentment.
She easily broke Becky of the gum-chewing habit, taught her to walk quietly, to
efface herself at the proper moment, and to hold her tongue. Becky had been
raised to eight dollars a week; but she didn't care half so much about that as
she did about her own increasing efficiency. The more work Miss Devine handed
over to her the happier she was, and the faster she was able to eat it up. She
tested and tried herself in every possible way. She now had full confidence
that she would surely one day be a high-priced stenographer, a real "business
woman."
Becky would have
corrupted a really industrious person, but a bilious temperament like Ardessa's
couldn't make even a feeble stand against such willingness. Ardessa had grown
soft and had lost the knack of turning out work. Sometimes, in her importance
and serenity, she shivered. What if O'Mally should die, and she were thrust out
into the world to work in competition with the brazen, competent young women
she saw about her everywhere? She believed herself indispensable, but she knew
that in such a mischanceful world as this the very powers of darkness might
rise to separate her from this pearl among jobs.
When Becky came in from
lunch she went down the long hall to the wash-room, where all the little girls
who worked in the advertising and circulation departments kept their hats and
jackets. There were shelves and shelves of bright spring hats, piled on top of
one another, all as stiff as sheet-iron and trimmed with gay flowers. At the
marble wash-stand stood Rena Kalski, the right bower of the business manager,
polishing her diamond rings with a nail-brush.
"Hullo, kid,"
she called over her shoulder to Becky. "I've got a ticket for you for
Thursday afternoon."
Becky's black eyes
glowed, but the strained look on her face drew tighter than ever.
"I'll never ask
her, Miss Kalski," she said rapidly. "I don't dare. I have to stay
late to-night again; and I know she'd be hard to please after, if I was to try
to get off on a week-day. I thank you, Miss Kalski, but I'd better not."
Miss Kalski laughed.
She was a slender young Hebrew, handsome in an impudent, Tenderloin sort of
way, with a small head, reddish-brown almond eyes, a trifle tilted, a rapacious
mouth, and a beautiful chin.
"Ain't you under
that woman's thumb, though! Call her bluff. She isn't half the prima donna she
thinks she is. On my side of the hall we know who's who about this place."
The business and
editorial departments of "The Outcry" were separated by a long
corridor and a great contempt. Miss Kalski dried her rings with tissue-paper
and studied them with an appraising eye.
"Well, since
you're such a 'fraidy-calf,'" she went on, "maybe I can get a rise
out of her myself. Now I've got you a ticket out of that shirt-front, I want
you to go. I'll drop in on Devine this afternoon."
When Miss Kalski went
back to her desk in the business manager's private office, she turned to him
familiarly, but not impertinently.
"Mr. Henderson, I
want to send a kid over in the editorial stenographers' to the Palace Thursday
afternoon. She's a nice kid, only she's scared out of her skin all the time.
Miss Devine's her boss, and she'll be just mean enough not to let the young one
off. Would you say a word to her?"
The business manager
lit a cigar.
"I'm not saying
words to any of the high-brows over there. Try it out with Devine yourself.
You're not bashful."
Miss Kalski shrugged
her shoulders and smiled.
"Oh, very
well." She serpentined out of the room and crossed the Rubicon into the
editorial offices. She found Ardessa typing O'Mally's letters and wearing a
pained expression.
"Good afternoon,
Miss Devine," she said carelessly. "Can we borrow Becky over there
for Thursday afternoon? We're short."
Miss Devine looked
piqued and tilted her head.
"I don't think
it's customary, Miss Kalski, for the business department to use our people. We
never have girls enough here to do the work. Of course if Mr. Henderson feels
justified--"
"Thanks awfully,
Miss Devine,"-- Miss Kalski interrupted her with the perfectly smooth,
good-natured tone which never betrayed a hint of the scorn every line of her
sinuous figure expressed,--"I will tell Mr. Henderson. Perhaps we can do
something for you some day." Whether this was a threat, a kind wish, or an
insinuation, no mortal could have told. Miss Kalski's face was always
suggesting insolence without being quite insolent. As she returned to her own
domain she met the cashier's head clerk in the hall. "That Devine woman's
a crime," she murmured. The head clerk laughed tolerantly.
That afternoon as Miss Kalski
was leaving the office at 5:15, on her way down the corridor she heard a
typewriter clicking away in the empty, echoing editorial offices. She looked
in, and found Becky bending forward over the machine as if she were about to
swallow it.
"Hello, kid. Do
you sleep with that?" she called. She walked up to Becky and glanced at
her copy. "What do you let 'em keep you up nights over that stuff
for?" she asked contemptuously. "The world wouldn't suffer if that
stuff never got printed."
Rebecca looked up
wildly. Not even Miss Kalski's French pansy hat or her ear-rings and landscape
veil could loosen Becky's tenacious mind from Mr. Gerrard's article on water
power. She scarcely knew what Miss Kalski had said to her, certainly not what
she meant.
"But I must make
progress already, Miss Kalski," she panted.
Miss Kalski gave her
low, siren laugh.
"I should say you
must!" she ejaculated.
Ardessa decided to take
her vacation in June, and she arranged that Miss Milligan should do O'Mally's
work while she was away. Miss Milligan was blunt and noisy, rapid and
inaccurate. It would be just as well for O'Mally to work with a coarse
instrument for a time; he would be more appreciative, perhaps, of certain
qualities to which he had seemed insensible of late. Ardessa was to leave for
East Hampton on Sunday, and she spent Saturday morning instructing her
substitute as to the state of the correspondence. At noon O'Mally burst into
her room. All the morning he had been closeted with a new writer of mystery-stories
just over from England.
"Can you stay and
take my letters this afternoon, Miss Devine? You're not leaving until
to-morrow."
Ardessa pouted, and
tilted her head at the angle he was tired of.
"I'm sorry, Mr.
O'Mally, but I've left all my shopping for this afternoon. I think Becky
Tietelbaum could do them for you. I will tell her to be careful."
"Oh, all
right." O'Mally bounced out with a reflection of Ardessa's disdainful
expression on his face. Saturday afternoon was always a half-holiday, to be
sure, but since she had weeks of freedom when he was away--However--
At two o'clock Becky
Tietelbaum appeared at his door, clad in the sober office suit which Miss
Devine insisted she should wear, her note-book in her hand, and so frightened
that her fingers were cold and her lips were pale. She had never taken
dictation from the editor before. It was a great and terrifying occasion.
"Sit down,"
he said encouragingly. He began dictating while he shook from his bag the
manuscripts he had snatched away from the amazed English author that morning.
Presently he looked up.
"Do I go too
fast?"
"No, sir,"
Becky found strength to say.
At the end of an hour
he told her to go and type as many of the letters as she could while he went
over the bunch of stuff he had torn from the Englishman. He was with the Hindu
detective in an opium den in Shanghai when Becky returned and placed a pile of
papers on his desk.
"How many?"
he asked, without looking up.
"All you gave me,
sir."
"All, so soon?
Wait a minute and let me see how many mistakes." He went over the letters
rapidly, signing them as he read. "They seem to be all right. I thought
you were the girl that made so many mistakes."
Rebecca was never too
frightened to vindicate herself.
"Mr. O'Mally, sir,
I don't make mistakes with letters. It's only copying the articles that have so
many long words, and when the writing isn't plain, like Mr. Gerrard's. I never
make many mistakes with Mr. Johnson's articles, or with yours I don't."
O'Mally wheeled round
in his chair, looked with curiosity at her long, tense face, her black eyes,
and straight brows.
"Oh, so you
sometimes copy articles, do you? How does that happen?"
"Yes, sir. Always
Miss Devine gives me the articles to do. It's good practice for me."
"I see."
O'Mally shrugged his shoulders. He was thinking that he could get a rise out of
the whole American public any day easier than he could get a rise out of
Ardessa. "What editorials of mine have you copied lately, for
instance?"
Rebecca blazed out at
him, reciting rapidly:
"Oh, 'A Word about
the Rosenbaums,' 'Useless Navy-Yards,' 'Who Killed Cock Robin'--"
"Wait a
minute." O'Mally checked her flow. "What was that one about--Cock
Robin?"
"It was all about
why the secretary of the interior dismissed--"
"All right, all
right. Copy those letters, and put them down the chute as you go out. Come in
here for a minute on Monday morning."
Becky hurried home to
tell her father that she had taken the editor's letters and had made no
mistakes. On Monday she learned that she was to do O'Mally's work for a few
days. He disliked Miss Milligan, and he was annoyed with Ardessa for trying to
put her over on him when there was better material at hand. With Rebecca he got
on very well; she was impersonal, unreproachful, and she fairly panted for
work. Everything was done almost before he told her what he wanted. She raced
ahead with him; it was like riding a good modern bicycle after pumping along on
an old hard tire.
On the day before Miss
Devine's return O'Mally strolled over for a chat with the business office.
"Henderson, your
people are taking vacations now, I suppose? Could you use an extra girl?"
"If it's that thin
black one, I can."
O'Mally gave him a wise
smile.
"It isn't. To be
honest, I want to put one over on you. I want you to take Miss Devine over here
for a while and speed her up. I can't do anything. She's got the upper hand of
me. I don't want to fire her, you understand, but she makes my life too difficult.
It's my fault, of course. I've pampered her. Give her a chance over here; maybe
she'll come back. You can be firm with 'em, can't you?"
Henderson glanced
toward the desk where Miss Kalski's lightning eye was skimming over the
printing-house bills that he was supposed to verify himself.
"Well, if I can't,
I know who can," he replied, with a chuckle.
"Exactly,"
O'Mally agreed. "I'm counting on the force of Miss Kalski's example. Miss
Devine's all right, Miss Kalski, but she needs regular exercise. She owes it to
her complexion. I can't discipline people."
Miss Kalski's only
reply was a low, indulgent laugh.
O'Mally braced himself
on the morning of Ardessa's return. He told the waiter at his club to bring him
a second pot of coffee and to bring it hot. He was really afraid of her. When
she presented herself at his office at 10:30 he complimented her upon her tan
and asked about her vacation. Then he broke the news to her.
"We want to make a
few temporary changes about here, Miss Devine, for the summer months. The
business department is short of help. Henderson is going to put Miss Kalski on
the books for a while to figure out some economies for him, and he is going to
take you over. Meantime I'll get Becky broken in so that she could take your work
if you were sick or anything."
Ardessa drew herself
up.
"I've not been
accustomed to commercial work, Mr. O'Mally. I've no interest in it, and I don't
care to brush up in it."
"Brushing up is
just what we need, Miss Devine." O'Mally began tramping about his room
expansively. "I'm going to brush everybody up. I'm going to brush a few
people out; but I want you to stay with us, of course. You belong here. Don't
be hasty now. Go to your room and think it over."
Ardessa was beginning
to cry, and O'Mally was afraid he would lose his nerve. He looked out of the
window at a new sky-scraper that was building, while she retired without a
word.
At her own desk Ardessa
sat down breathless and trembling. The one thing she had never doubted was her
unique value to O'Mally. She had, as she told herself, taught him everything.
She would say a few things to Becky Tietelbaum, and to that pigeon-breasted
tailor, her father, too! The worst of it was that Ardessa had herself brought
it all about; she could see that clearly now. She had carefully trained and
qualified her successor. Why had she ever civilized Becky? Why had she taught
her manners and deportment, broken her of the gum-chewing habit, and made her
presentable? In her original state O'Mally would never have put up with her, no
matter what her ability.
Ardessa told herself
that O'Mally was notoriously fickle; Becky amused him, but he would soon find
out her limitations. The wise thing, she knew, was to humor him; but it seemed
to her that she could not swallow her pride. Ardessa grew yellower within the
hour. Over and over in her mind she bade O'Mally a cold adieu and minced out
past the grand old man at the desk for the last time. But each exit she
rehearsed made her feel sorrier for herself. She thought over all the offices
she knew, but she realized that she could never meet their inexorable standards
of efficiency.
While she was bitterly
deliberating, O'Mally himself wandered in, rattling his keys nervously in his
pocket. He shut the door behind him.
"Now, you're going
to come through with this all right, aren't you, Miss Devine? I want Henderson
to get over the notion that my people over here are stuck up and think the
business department are old shoes. That's where we get our money from, as he
often reminds me. You'll be the best-paid girl over there; no reduction, of
course. You don't want to go wandering off to some new office where personality
doesn't count for anything." He sat down confidentially on the edge of her
desk. "Do you, now, Miss Devine?"
Ardessa simpered
tearfully as she replied.
"Mr.
O'Mally," she brought out, "you'll soon find that Becky is not the
sort of girl to meet people for you when you are away. I don't see how you can
think of letting her."
"That's one thing
I want to change, Miss Devine. You're too soft-handed with the has-beens and
the never-was-ers. You're too much of a lady for this rough game. Nearly
everybody who comes in here wants to sell us a gold-brick, and you treat them
as if they were bringing in wedding presents. Becky is as rough as sandpaper,
and she'll clear out a lot of dead wood." O'Mally rose, and tapped
Ardessa's shrinking shoulder. "Now, be a sport and go through with it,
Miss Devine. I'll see that you don't lose. Henderson thinks you'll refuse to do
his work, so I want you to get moved in there before he comes back from lunch.
I've had a desk put in his office for you. Miss Kalski is in the bookkeeper's
room half the time now."
Rena Kalski was amazed
that afternoon when a line of office boys entered, carrying Miss Devine's
effects, and when Ardessa herself coldly followed them. After Ardessa had
arranged her desk, Miss Kalski went over to her and told her about some matters
of routine very good-naturedly. Ardessa looked pretty badly shaken up, and Rena
bore no grudges.
"When you want the
dope on the correspondence with the paper men, don't bother to look it up. I've
got it all in my head, and I can save time for you. If he wants you to go over
the printing bills every week, you'd better let me help you with that for a
while. I can stay almost any afternoon. It's quite a trick to figure out the
plates and over-time charges till you get used to it. I've worked out a quick
method that saves trouble."
When Henderson came in
at three he found Ardessa, chilly, but civil, awaiting his instructions. He
knew she disapproved of his tastes and his manners, but he didn't mind. What
interested and amused him was that Rena Kalski, whom he had always thought as
cold-blooded as an adding-machine, seemed to be making a hair-mattress of
herself to break Ardessa's fall.
At five o'clock, when
Ardessa rose to go, the business manager said breezily:
"See you at nine
in the morning, Miss Devine. We begin on the stroke."
Ardessa faded out of
the door, and Miss Kalski's slender back squirmed with amusement.
"I never thought
to hear such words spoken," she admitted; "but I guess she'll limber
up all right. The atmosphere is bad over there. They get moldy."
After the next monthly
luncheon of the heads of departments, O'Mally said to Henderson, as he feed the
coat-boy:
"By the way, how
are you making it with the bartered bride?"
Henderson smashed on
his Panama as he said:
"Any time you want
her back, don't be delicate."
But O'Mally shook his
red head and laughed.
"Oh, I'm no Indian
giver!"